My friend who works at a ski resort always said that people leave their brains at home when they go on vacation. Well educated, intelligent customers told to grip the ski pole like so who just stand there looking confused. Seasoned business travelers who can’t find their passport when it is time to clear customs. It happens.
On Carnival cruise lines, they started keeping a list of the funniest things said by carnival passengers. Here are a few:
“What do you suppose the altitude is here?”
“Are they using generators on board to supply electricity?” No, there’s a long extension cord reaching all the way from Galveston.
“Does the wait staff sleep here on the ship?” No, they are air flighted in by helicopter when you get hungry.
“Do those stairs go up or down?” Hmmmm
“What do you do with the ice carvings after they’ve melted?”
“May I please request a room on the sunny side of the ship?”
“Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?” No, haven’t perfected that technology yet.
I hope these made you chuckle. I’m saving my favorites for next week, so stop back by!
January 26, 2010 at 3:36 pm |
Hi there, I just happened to find your blog when I google’d carnival cruise. I also have a wordpress blog.
My husband and I just got back from a Norwegian cruise and the cruise director told us some of the same lines. So funny! Another one he said he overheard at the portrait gallery: “How do I know which photographs are mine.”