A couple of years ago, we were back from Central Asia visiting family for a few weeks. I went to the grocery store in my husband’s hometown of about 4,000 people. At the checkout, the checker asked if I wanted to use my ‘Brookshire’s thank you card’. I said, “No thank you. I don’t have one.” She went into her usual spiel about how much I would save today, on future visits etc. I again said, “No thanks.” What? She doesn’t want a thank you card? But everyone has a thank you card. This is so wierd. Maybe she doesn’t understand. Another round, this time more patronizing, trying to convince me of the value of a thank you card. Ears are perking up further down the line. No one can fathom why I wouldn’t want a card. I mean, its one of two grocery stores in town. Everyone has a thank you card. Another customer just couldn’t stand it and let offers for me to borrow theirs. “Ok. I’ll use yours.” Anything to just get my groceries and go. Finally, to alleviate the stress of all who wanted so badly for me to apply for a card, I let them know that I lived in Central Asia, was only here for couple of weeks so it didn’t make sense to apply for the card. Case closed. I finished checking out in peace.
I walked out to the car with the high school aged checker who had waited patiently through the whole ordeal. Speaking very slowly and just a little louder than normal said, “Maam, I just want you to know that your English is really good.”
Thank you.
Tags: Brookshires, Central Asia, Culture Shock, Laugh
October 1, 2009 at 10:28 pm |
Jim and I both just howled out loud!! We needed a good laugh tonight!!!
September 29, 2009 at 10:11 pm |
Wow. That is HILARIOUS!! JR and I just died laughing!
September 29, 2009 at 1:20 pm |
That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing that cultural moment, right here in America!
September 29, 2009 at 9:59 am |
Also – you should get rid of the related post thing on your blog – it doesn’t have to do with your blog – the current “possibly related posts” are:
* A new experience
* Project Management, Part 2
* Want a great credit card rewards program? It helps to be very rich.
* Oops…hooker picks up vice squad boss
I’d get rid of that if I were you.
September 29, 2009 at 7:54 am |
LOL!